Joris
Joris by SimonLikesFrogs March 12, 2018
Joris
Joris by MichaelTheBoon June 7, 2017
Joris
According to ancient Dutch folklore, he beat a dragon once. The sad reality however is that George beat the dragon and Joris is still struggling to beat Alduin. Joris can be seen as an average human, with a far too stubborn personality.
"A specimen of the Joris is not easy to find outside of its natural habitat, the couch. However, it is possible to lure one out with food."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
"Joris must be a really boring person."
Joris by ThatOtherGoat January 28, 2021
Joris
A gay cunt. The biggest loser you will ever come across in your entire life. A fuckboy that keeps trying to flirt with every single girl he sees. He is a blonde donkey. He is often racist towards other people and close minded about other cultures. He thinks in a weird way, even weirder than what village people think like. He watches James Charles and Jefferee Star. He’s into shitty music. He thinks he’s good at rapping. Every girl despises his strange attitude and behavior. He pongs like anything. He takes showers once every two months.
Black dude: Who the hell is this nigga?
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey
Me: oh, he’s Joris. Avoid him he’s racist.
Black dude: what did he do?
Me: he called my family terrorists!
Black dude: well he must be a gay blonde donkey
Joris by Bluefaceyeahaight69 November 10, 2019