Jorden

The most amazing girl to ever walk the planet. Her smile will ignite a room with energy and happiness. Her happy, smiley, happy mood will change any mood into a great one. Jordens tend to be beautiful goddesses and know whats best for their special man. If you have a Jorden as a girlfriend you are without a doubt sitting on a gold mine of love and eternal happiness. Youll fall in love and be a better person because of her.
My Jorden treats me better then any girl before her
by Seans Puppy October 06, 2010
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cool loving caring guy who carrys a large penis and makes u wet by just looking at him
jorden is soooooo sexxyyyy
by What does jorden mean August 30, 2016
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Jorden is a bad ass bitch for real. She got friends but she don’t need them. She’s independent as hell. She doesn’t beg for friendship. She a skinny but still got ass. She loves herself and she don’t need a nigga like all these other bitches do.PeRiOdT
Jorden is a bad ass bitch i want her.
by Gilded October 20, 2019
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Jorden is the sweetest guy ever. He is a very sensitive guy who cares for his family and friends more than anything. He will do anything for the one he loves. He writes amazing poetry and can make his girlfriend the happiest person in the world. He can be very romantic. Jordens are one of a kind - if you find one, don't let it go!
That Jorden is the perfect guy!
by chuh-relle March 17, 2009
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Jorden has a big booty
Long head
Roger head hehe
Jorden walking around with a fattie crabby patty
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Jorden is usually the stiffest person in the room and when he steps out he gets all the girls fainting from his Spiritual Pressure
Damn is that jorden why he doing them boys like that.
by a fan of zoldierkid January 11, 2022
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a person named Jorden is a Super hella rad person like hecc. there aren't enough jorden definitions so like ye. here ya go eggs exist. btw if you don't water jorden at least once a week they'll drown in the air around them. be a decent person and they'll be a hella way better person back
p1: why are you pouring water on Jorden
p2: Shhhhhhhh If I don't they'll drown
by heccu April 26, 2019
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