Jonte

A jonte is a wank stain with a cake faced mother. He is a loser and aspires to be a basketball player but in reality is terrible. He often appears to have crooked teeth and look like a donkey. He also has severe undiagnosed scoliosis and gun shots wounds in his face. His father also fails to support his family and is on the fence deciding to run away. Jonte overall is a loser and should commit death.

also Jonte if you're reading this don't beat me up

Nigel: Have you heard about Jonte.
Dinith: Whatta loser.

by IhateNigels July 27, 2022

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Jonte

Pronounced 'Donty', should be spelt 'Jonty', is a slimy old bastard whos favourite word is cunt. Has a yellow mullet that is attached to a hollow head, and sounds like a emo old man. He has recently come out of his but-ter-fi shell. "Cricilas, or crigilas, crixilis"

"Jonty has come out of his cricilas." (Jonte)

by Windermere Weapons March 20, 2023

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Jonte

Jonte & friends are just victim's.

Jonte & friends are victim's of violence.

by Dethrix Drakath. November 22, 2023

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Jonté

Jonté means ‘Gracious’

Jonté’s are very tall, handsome men with eyes as deep as the ocean, and the kindest of hearts. However they can often be extremely shy and hard to open up but once comfortable they are open, loving and honest.

A Jonté is a people’s person who gets along with everybody, a Jonté is well mannered, bubbly and most definitely humorous.

Damn, are you dating Jonté?!?! Lucky you

by E Rose Osmo September 21, 2020

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