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The Jonkler

The Jonkler: *jerks man off*
Man: I’m proud of you dick
by Lazy Bro August 15, 2023
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The Jonkler

The Jonker: Hello Be Man, I am the Jonkler
Be Man: *Cums*

Oh no
by theonejonkler February 26, 2024
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Hawk Tuah Jonkler

"Hawk Tuah Jonkler" is the ultimate meme fusion of chaotic energy: a spit-happy Hailey Welch teamed up with a misspelled, offbeat Joker, where spitting and bad grammar combine to wreak havoc and confuse the internet.
"After watching that meme, I felt like Hawk Tuah Jonkler himself—spitting on that thang while cracking up like a confused Joker!"
by SkibidiSigmaHawkTuahJonkler September 24, 2024
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imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade

the definition of this word is MASSIVE, it involves having john pork as your barber as he cuts your hair to turn it into a low taper fade.. you cant help but think... "man.. i just cant imagine if jonkler got a low taper fade instead of me..".. the moment john pork finishes the cut.. he will ask you.. "what is the next step of the operation?" you will then turn into the jonkler with his low taper fade and lock in.. you will then be able to talk to both huzz and bruzz alike.. BOIII THIS DEFINITION IS SO TUFF
john pork cutting his hair
man (thinkin like the thinka): man.. i cant imagine if the jonkler of all people got a low taper fade...
john pork (finishes): what is the nexts step of the operation?
man (proceeds to jerk, pulling out his shlong dong and goons a little bit for a split second before locking in and says out loud): IMAGINE IF JONKLER GOT A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW TAPER FAAADE.
(the man proceeds to turn into the jonkler, with his brand new epic low taper fade that look so TUFF BOII)
john pork: understood my nigga
(john pork turns into dequavious pork to have n word pass)
(the man exits the room to talk to the huzz and bruzz, still having indecent exposure of his shlong dong in public.)
(the end, make sure to like, subscribe, and ring that bell for part 2 of imagine if the jonkler got a low taper fade.)
(its still massive)
by uchihahomerhawktuahjohnpork January 19, 2025
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Bajonk-a-jonkers

Lemme fondle them bajonk-a-jonkers
by Brett G May 31, 2004
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Jongler

Means something very good; awesome; "the best".
Originally - from the French word 'jongleur' (juggler).
This new console game is jongler!
or
This is a jongler idea!
by Yaron March 22, 2005
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jonkle

A person whom uses their feet to play a musical instrument with their feet
that persons music is a jonkle

that person looks like a jonkle

Im going to jonkle on the piano
by Tac0_Cat July 20, 2023
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