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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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Mick Jaggering

The act of fathering or claiming to have fathered numerous children with many estranged women. (especially prevalent with musicians)

Named for the infamous Mick Jagger
- Hey man have you seen Billy latey?
- No. I heard he's been Mick Jaggering with a bunch of groupies
by BlackjackII January 28, 2008
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John Paul Jonesing

The strong desire to listen to good music after an extended period of listening to bad.
After a long day of Muzak at the office I'm John Paul Jonesing for some Led Zeppelin
by Little Walken December 24, 2010
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Jim Jonesing

(v.) The act of poisoning someone's Kool-Aid.
Whenever someone makes Kool-Aid I worry about them Jim Jonesing us.
by EtaThetaRhoSigma October 4, 2013
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jonesing

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones
Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.
by Nick D March 18, 2003
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Tom Jonesing

The incredible urge to listen to Tom Jones. Usually occurs after a moment where someones actions force a Tom Jones song to mind.
*Female coworker burps*

"Woah, woah, woah, she's a lady" (best if sung out loud in response)

'Damnit, now im Tom Jonesing for some 'Thunderball''
by Muff Potter February 9, 2014
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Wongering

When looch™ slays wonger every night and ditches the fam.
"Has anyone seen looch or is he wongering tonight?"
by Softserve November 5, 2014
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