Joking my ass - something so Preposterous that my ass isn’t confident with the premise. Therefore if Jacob says I done caught 5 alligator last night… Jacob your joking my ass!
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US Army terminology utilized to describe a person or people who are standing around smoking cigarettes and chattering about car chase movies when they should be doing something constructive.
Officer: Where the hell are all of the Soldiers?
NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.
Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?
NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)
NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!
NCO: Not sure, Sir, but I think they might be out back.
Officer: Alright, can you get them to load that new equipment onto the trucks by the motor pool?
NCO: Roger, Sir. Smokin' and Jokin' is NOT an MOS, so I will get their attention! (walks away)
NCO to Soldiers: Alright, assholes no more smokin' and jokin'! Get your asses to work, NOW!!!!
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Get the joking around mug.when a man says something to a man/gyal portraying it as a joke bc he ent confident enough to ask it for real. if they take it as a joke they act as if it was a joke the whole time, if they take it genuinely then they pretend they was serious or vice versa depending on which way advantages them.
as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means
as well as this the phrase can also be used if the opposite person knows what the phrase means
example of mandem joking:
question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”
reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”
reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”
example of using the phrase:
“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”
question: “ay clare you’re looking peng still you tryna fuck... haha”
reply1: “nah fuck off”
response1: “haha i was joking relax”
reply2: “when you thinking hunni?”
response2: “my gaff at 9”
example of using the phrase:
“cum on my tits... hahaha mandem joking”
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