johnson

A man's penis, no matter what the size.

Long Dong Silver: Man, you have a tiny johnson.

johnson by Dave111 July 25, 2008

1.Bona Fide Ride
Step Aside My Johnson
Yes I Could In The Woods Of Wisconsin.

2. That boy has got a huge Johnson.

Johnson

My johnson was so far up her pussy last night.
That MILF makes my johnson rock hard

Johnson by TerminalNig August 31, 2011

To *do this* means to become extra-friendly with poles, due to distractions or merely having too much carvy fun

Uh oh! He just pulled a Johnson

Johnson by dizimatt January 1, 2020

Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname

"Look at my Johnson!"

Johnson by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

Ve cut it off.

(I say, "Ve cut off your Johnson!")

Zen ve stomp on it and sqvish it.

"I need my fucking Johnson."
"What do you need that for, Dude?"

"And what's his name?"
"His name's Johnson. Do you wanna hold my Johnson?"

Johnson by gh17 September 2, 2011