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Johno

Johno is a handsome lad who is lovely and kind to people. He gets all the bitches and is very loyal to them. Most of the time he loves to play in bed and has a huge dick. He is sexy and has a good personality.
Johno is my friend
by GaBEItchH6912518 October 13, 2019
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Johno

Is the person your bitch is thinking about when she looking at you cause you not good enough;

Also meaning; He probably fuck your bitch
Johno is the Goat
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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Johno

Johno is sexy, funny & hands down the best root you’ll ever have. He enjoys the juicy and rinsing
“Hey, did you hear that johno went to get a juicy and got rinsed instead
by IamG2 December 30, 2021
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Johno

A name often used to describe a white man usually with a beer gut who drives trucks in Australia
You see Johno in the 9oh the other day who sent it into the scrub along the Bruce
by Big dog junior October 28, 2025
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Horno Johno

A mysterious stranger who laughs when being diss. A guy that likes to stand in the background hoping to bud in at the right moment, usually the wrong moment. A guy of unknown origins, derived from an exotic plant in the system Exotica. Avoid any type of contact at all cost, or you would contract an infectious eye-gouging disease known as Horno Johno, In your momemnt of blindless he will take you to his lair and keep you there as his slave for all eternity.
Check under the bed before you sleep, for any sign of the Horno Johno, who enjoys to lurk around under people's dusty old beds in hopes to find some dirty secrets that no one should know. aka undies and bras, which also serves as part of his nutritional diet.
by Jal Ma Heir January 11, 2004
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Getting Johno'ed

When you go round a mates house and he gets you on an fucked up level whilst in a safe way.
I love getting Johno'ed, did it again last night
by Mr. Ron90 January 8, 2021
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Big Johno

A massive bit of meat. Girls love it.
by Hhhhghojv December 9, 2018
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