She typically has curly hair, is loud but quiet around her love. She tries to help in so many ways. She will have different personalities and is as honest to people as can be
by Written in all sincerity November 2, 2018
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Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish
Comes from the "Latin" Root "John Strange" who is frequently Johnish
Person 1: hey man I am so worthless, there is nothing left in this world for me. *Breaks into tears*
Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!
Person 2: Hey Dude What the heck?! Quit being so Johnish and grow some stones. Your life is not that bad!
by GreyTalon May 25, 2010
Get the Johnish mug.Johniyah is a very sensitive person, she's scared to show her true feelings. She really beautiful. Kinda annoying but she going to have your back and give you the best advice she can. She tries to be friends with everyone. Johniyah has a lot of friends but only some of them that she trust. She's getting mad really quick. But she said funny and good friend.
by Harmorny November 28, 2018
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Person 2: Really? What an epic johnah.
Person 2: Really? What an epic johnah.
by Joaj4445 June 4, 2019
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the name of johnahan is describing a sexy , god like hair weeving man who holds the balls of the universe his shaft is probably bigger than bill gates's future. He is a real lady pleaser and will destroy you girls ovaries just by sticking the tip in. He has no control over how many ladies he pulls but just know he will steel you wife, daughter, son, uncle, niece and everybody in your family. Johnahan swings for both teams and will please a man if he really wants to or how he is feeling that day
Joe:"hey did you see Katelyn,why is she on a stretcher and has a lisp now"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
Gavin:"i thing Johnahan got to her, she had it coming she should have known what she was about to endure"
by Eazy Ambitions October 14, 2017
Get the johnahan mug.joniah is the guy you will fall for you. idc what all of y'all say "oH all j's break your heart" THIS ONE HEALS IT. if you have a joniah as a friend, keep him. he might seem to not care, but he really does. plus he's really fucking hot. he typically settles for one friend group because he's not the most out going person out there.
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
all joniahs, and i swear on my life, have one feminine friend that they would absolutely die for. they're basically siblings at this point, they can always steal each other's clothes and walk into each other's houses whenever they want to. they wanna travel the world and go everywhere they can think of. they typically end up being inseparable and love each to death.
a joniah will make you laugh with his jokes and usually likes to just watch tv and laugh. if you get a joniah as a boyfriend, and let's be honest, will probably be his best friend, he'll wanna cuddle with you all day. he wants to face time all the damn time that you wanna be annoyed but you can't because you answer and he's all smiley at you. he'll send you photos of himself in your clothes, but he's so cute you won't even care if he stretches it. joniah's are all around just the guy to be with.
in conclusion, yes my boyfriend's name is joniah and yes i was his best girl friend from the end of fifth grade to ninth grade till he finally asked me out. girls, if your best friend is a joniah, YOU MAN UP AND JUST ASK HIM OUT!
"girl my friend is being so annoying omg"
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
"really what's his name? i'll beat him up for you"
"NO he's joniah, but i kinda like him.."
by daddysbigtummy October 20, 2019
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