John Brown

brown noser, ass kisser, a snitch, office rat, an opportunist, fake friend, user, preys on friends
Upper management has been trying to fire him from the start, but in order to save his position he ratted on his team lead who tried to save him. That is a John Brown Nose.
by Eaton Cummins May 04, 2016
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John Brown

Having a family member related to you in more than one way.
"That boy right there is my cousin-nephew."
"What kind of John Brown shit is that?"
by Hockeyfan28 August 11, 2009
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John Brown

the newest white rapper to be on the scene, he has mad talent, and great flows, he is an entity, not a rapper (per say), He was on the white rapper show, and is very good looking, Known for saying "hallelujah holla back" and saying "ghetto revival"...
John Brown lost to $hamrock on "The White Rapper Show" but has gone WAY farthest than $hamrock...
by sunshine_at_midnite April 07, 2008
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John Brown

A stereotypical fictional Yorkshire lad who has a very strong accent. His favorite food is 'doner meat pizza' and his favorite pastime is going for a drink at the Bay Horse Pub. His full name is Johnathan Peterson Brown and he is most often used as an alias in a prank phone call. Also, he is related to "Joe Bloggs".
(on the phone)
Curry Dude: Hello, this is Marsh Curry House, how may I help you, sir?
"John Brown" (You in a Yo'kshire accent): 'Ello there mate, i'll 'ave a doner meat pizza please.
Curry Dude: Certainly sir! May I take your name sir?
John Brown: Yesh, it's Johnathan Peterson Brown, mate.
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John Brown

One who Shags Other Mans Bird
He did a John Brown
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John Brown

An extreme john laurens who can't spell and murdered 5 people
I have to write an essay on john brown who can't spell on the documents we used as evidence
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Handsome John Brown

when you eat spoiled dairy products from a woman's ass while banging her with a fish
Your mother prefers a Handsome John Brown to a Dirty Sanchez.
by Wooly Wombat March 28, 2005
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