John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).

Person one, “what’s your name”
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now”

by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021

John Smith

To have sex with an Indian woman, or to be the person who has had sex with an Indian woman.

I met this girl names Slobodong last night, and dude, I became her John Smith before the night was over.

by blahblahb September 16, 2007

John Smith

The name assigned to one seeking to remove attention to themselves when going undercover in a corporate setting. Usually a quiet type, often siloed to a single project, but always paired with the Target at some point. Not uncommon to be paired with a manager with a first name like Larry or Joe in the case of corporate takeovers.

Hey man, I hear we’ve just hired a new engineer named John Smith to take over your project… and some new manager to oversee it named Joe. Foster the people bro’ - this could be the end for us.

by Justzisguyyaknow September 18, 2021

John Smith

The god of Minecraft a representation of Bijan

Oh we shall now sacrifice a dog for John Smith now we pray to John Smith

by 4ry0 June 9, 2019

John Smith

The best man you can ask for. Most handsome and funny and great and amazing and cute and everything good. My baby boy.

He will be great and will follow his dreams.

-his amazing girlfriend Ducky

John Smith is the body boyfriend I could ask for.

John smith is my baby

by MineDucky January 2, 2023

John Smith

The creator of butt rock and nazi reichmarshall(committed suicide, cuz butt rock died)

John smith the creator of butt rock is dead

by spermotoxicism enjoyer November 28, 2024

John Smith

When you blow a massive vape cloud on someone’s head and snort it off

“ Damn, that was a sick John Smith “

“ Put on Skrillex, I’m boutta hit a John Smith

by Psyducknachos February 22, 2025