joementum

When anything has no momentum whatsoever.

Wow, Lieberman's campaign has got some real joementum... It's going down the drain...

by Jack January 29, 2004

joementica

my name is Joe and I forgot this message.

What are you doing today, I don't know I have joementica

by Uncle Fester August 17, 2021

joekent

Very West Hollywood trendy expression for saying something is funny, said to derive from the overly tanned and conformist gay male porn star Joe Kent.

Trendy gay 1: These queens are so plastic and over.
Trendy gay 2: Like, let's go to Prada and stop this joekent.

by Rozalinda January 31, 2008

Jement

Traveller word for “Do you know what I mean?”

This is a reply to the DVD you sent over, Jement?

by Zippy kyay June 8, 2022

cringe-joyment

To take pleasure in something that simultaneously causes feelings of awkwardness or embarrassment

For your cringe-joyment, I've forwarded you a love poem I just received from my ex. It rhymes, compares me to a summer's day, and is riddled with misspellings.

by Mrs. Scoops June 16, 2014

Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020

Joementum

The velocity of fecal matter toward the floor from a politician with Dementia.

As Joe was walking away from the reporters the Joementum nearly blasted his shoes off.

by Oilblues September 20, 2020