Skip to main content
A term coined in order to refer to a very stupid act. Originally refering to a player of Eve-Online who flies an ill fitted ship into hostile territory and proceeds to get destroyed by inferior hostile forces.

The pilot in question flew a carrier into hostile territory to "rat" (A term refering to grinding to raise money.) The carrier was fitted with battleship sized modules and no fighter drones. (Fighter Drones: A specialty drone used by Carriers as one of its primary means to defend itself or support the fleet.) He was promptly engaged by 3 hostiles which any other carrier pilot would have been able to fight off with a properly fitted vessel. He lost his ship and his pod. He was "Joed"
An individual screws up badly not in accident but out of pure stupidity and lack of common sense. "You got Joed" "Your a Joe"
Joed by Passim September 1, 2008
Joed mug front
Get the Joed mug.
See more merch
verb past tense, meaning to ditch someone: while they are in the bathroom, on there way to the restroom, or because where they want to go sucks and you are going somewhere better.
Girl: I'm going to go to the restroom then we should go dancing!

Guy: (Ditches her to go to a bar)

Guy's friends at bar upon hearing story: Dude you totally Joed her!
Joed by Dizmalmazes July 6, 2011
Related Words
A hot guy who loves everyone apart from Zac turtin and has a big dick
James: Joed is so cool isn’t he?
Jackson: Yeah he is, he also has a big Dick.
Joed by BigShack2+2=4-1=3 August 18, 2019
when one gets so drunk that they can not stand
"Did you see Faith last night? She was so joed"
joed by quoves May 3, 2021
When one gets so drunk that they can no longer stand
"Did you see Faith last night? She was so joed"
"What's that bruise from?" "I got so joed last night"
joed by quoves May 3, 2021
Person 1: Bro she hasn't responded to my snaps for over a month

Person 2: DUDE YOU JUST GOT JOED!!!!
joed by sassysunshine June 18, 2021
Meaning of this name: God Is Witness
Joed is a person who is very Kind, caring and loving.
Their attitude may somewhat be Cold or sarcastic but deep inside they have a good heart just waiting for the right people to know them so that they could really express their true colors.
If you get to know a Joed you'll know that he is Funny and fun to be with.
If you encounter a Joed make sure to hold them tight and never let go they are the type of people who you can express and vent your feelings to

And they will always be there to comfort you.
Joed by Lvsdlm_ January 6, 2022