Jocsany is pretty loyal girl who is faithful to the guy she's with. She wouldn't mind leaving all her guy friends bc if she's loves someone she wouldn't care losing anyone . Very smart girl knows what she's doing , an energetic girl , athletic loves sports , like running.
Guy 1: Did you see Jocsany with that dress on dude !! She's soo fine .
Guy 2: DUDE I know ! Her man is very lucky to have her .
Guy 2: DUDE I know ! Her man is very lucky to have her .
by JustGeoFacts. July 24, 2017
Get the jocsany mug.One word to describe him, hot. if you see a Jochanan make sure to not look at him directly or your eyes will burn from his beautiful commanding presence. He is second only to God. Some might say Jochanan is a superior entity to humans.
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by Txhthixxxbohhh November 24, 2018
Get the Jocean mug.jociana is an annoying girl who complains and always is just blah blah blaaahh, she has a loose pussy and small tities..she has a ugly boyfriend and she's paranoid about everthing.
jociana- 'did my BF txt you?'
her friend- 'nooo, why?'
jociana- 'oh. okay..'
her friend- 'why?'
jociana- 'he has'nt txted me.'
her friend- 'and i would have something to do with that?'
jociana- 'well, i did'nt know..
ecttttt .
her friend- 'nooo, why?'
jociana- 'oh. okay..'
her friend- 'why?'
jociana- 'he has'nt txted me.'
her friend- 'and i would have something to do with that?'
jociana- 'well, i did'nt know..
ecttttt .
by jetsonss<3 January 18, 2010
Get the jociana mug.Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.
"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"
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Doctor- "Hmmm, you seem to have Jontana syndrome. No sex for you" Man- "Dammit! I was born this way"
Doctor- "Hmmm, you seem to have Jontana syndrome. No sex for you" Man- "Dammit! I was born this way"
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