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Joctan a gorgeous guy with a sharp Jawline the ladies love it he is cool and funny he knows to treat girls you know what I'm saying he is loyal he is so funny like omg he will have you bursting out laughing
Joctan is so cute
joctan by Anónimos March 15, 2017
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Irish slang jontan is the word used to describe your local weed merchant.The origin of this word of course comes from the famous drugdealer from newport,who ran a succesfull cartel 10 metres beside the Guardia station.the word itself comes from the greek word jonathan
Jon meaning boof
And athon meaning god
"Jontan sold me heroween"
Jontan by Sergio greeny November 25, 2019
Related Words
joctan Jocsan Jontan Jectan jocan Jocean jochana Jochanan Jochanon jociana
Jotan
Jerk off take a nap
Hey I will catch you guys later I’m going to go jotan.
Jotan by Jotaner January 14, 2019
A girl who is beautiful and very kind, and is often taken for granted. She is very intelligent, and tends to stay out of drama. She does not open up very much to strangers, but once you get to know her you will find she is a pleasure to be around!
Jocianna is a chill person.
Jocianna by A_Random_User4124 March 18, 2022

Jochanon 

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.
I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.
Jochanon by Local-fact-spitter April 18, 2022

Jockanese 

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'
Oh listen to you and your jockanese
Jockanese by VanityFyre July 3, 2011
Someone with a huge heart. Someone who doesn't think much of others opinions, but listens to one's own heart. This person resolves conflicts. Someone who speaks their mind but with all their thought behind their opininon.

Someone with a large butt. someone that has a loud voice.
someone that can listen to music for days on end. someone that can dance like there is no tomorrow.
After listening to them argue, I've decided she's a Jectan for sure.
Jectan by HEPPI January 3, 2011
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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