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Irish slang jontan is the word used to describe your local weed merchant.The origin of this word of course comes from the famous drugdealer from newport,who ran a succesfull cartel 10 metres beside the Guardia station.the word itself comes from the greek word jonathan
Jon meaning boof
And athon meaning god
"Jontan sold me heroween"
Jontan by Sergio greeny November 25, 2019
Related Words
joctan Jocsan Jontan Jectan jocan Jocean jochana Jochanan Jochanon jociana
Hey I will catch you guys later I’m going to go jotan.
Jotan by Jotaner January 14, 2019
A girl who is beautiful and very kind, and is often taken for granted. She is very intelligent, and tends to stay out of drama. She does not open up very much to strangers, but once you get to know her you will find she is a pleasure to be around!
Jocianna is a chill person.
Jocianna by A_Random_User4124 March 18, 2022

Jochanon 

A really fucking ugly dwarf. Literally is built like a LEGO mini-figure, heavy emphasis on the “mini” part.
This guy needs a stool to get up on a stool.
Bro is so short that grass tickles his tiny micro penis as he runs. Bro has to avoid getting stepped on by 4”5 guys. Bro tight with the seven dwarfs.

Always the butt of the joke, always the last one to get picked for dodgeball, always talks the most shit but never does anything.
Always the ugliest kid in the group.

Often makes up lies and spreads rumours, a pathological liar that always seeks attention.

Smells really bad.
I’d rather fucking kill myself then hangout with Jochanon.

Jockanese 

A term used to describe a hybrid Scottish/English accent spoken in various places around the UK. Mainly Corby also known as 'Little Scotland'
Oh listen to you and your jockanese
Jockanese by VanityFyre July 3, 2011
Someone with a huge heart. Someone who doesn't think much of others opinions, but listens to one's own heart. This person resolves conflicts. Someone who speaks their mind but with all their thought behind their opininon.

Someone with a large butt. someone that has a loud voice.
someone that can listen to music for days on end. someone that can dance like there is no tomorrow.
After listening to them argue, I've decided she's a Jectan for sure.
Jectan by HEPPI January 3, 2011