A once great actor who basically said "Fuck this shit" and grew a kickass beard and started a new rap career. Joaquin went on David Letterman and totally fucked his shit up, he put gum under the dude's table didn't watch or talk about a movie he starred in and had a nervous tick. His performances are out of this world also, while Joaquin was rapping he walked straight off a stage and fell to the ground like air was ground or something. In another performance Joaquin let niggas know what was good when he wrecked this dude for heckling him on stage. His debut album is set to drop in 09'
Hey did you see Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman last night?
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
Yeah, why did he look like a hobo and looked like he didn't want to be there?
Cuz he's G Bro!
by roc18 March 13, 2009
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I woke up in an alley with a Moses like beard with needles all around me after a 14 day bender. I smelled of urine and appeared to have shat myself as well. Rather that shave and shower, all I could think about doing was rapping. When my crack dealer told me I might have been Joaquin-Phoenixed, I knew I should not have watched Sings 87 times last month.
by TB2-nola February 13, 2009
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Joaquin is the most charming person you will ever meet. When you look at him, you just don't want to stop. He's so handsome and beautiful, you can swear you're looking at the stars when he smiles at you because damn, he's fucking out of this world(so is his smile and every feature about him). There are too many words to describe him with, but amazing is definitely one of the top ones. He's strong, determined, and well built, he was definitely sent from god. If you have in your arms, your damn lucky because he's an amazing person to be loved by. he makes you feel special, and you'll never find anyone like him.
by OdeFam November 19, 2017
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"So, have you seen and good movies lately?"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"
"Yeah, I saw 'Parenthood' with Joaquin Phoenix when he was younger, and he was soooo cute!"
by red_rose September 22, 2005
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by Chad beazzer November 23, 2021
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by jt0158 April 25, 2011
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Joaquin is my boyfriend
by Isa123 March 16, 2015
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