joachim

A boys name for a godlike person.
Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.
Joachim is the name of a danish prince.
Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!

by Jogge January 11, 2009

Joakim Brodén

The main singer in the sweedish heavy metal band sabaton. Also he is a complete badass

Have you seen my dad he looks like Joakim Brodén

by Haha funne January 3, 2021

Joachim

A simp whether its 2D or 3D beings

"I would die for this girl"
"You're such a Joachim"

by Fruit punch samurai November 2, 2020

Joachim

A big ass sexy motherfucker, he is cute as HECK and is a 1000% straight

No way! Its a Joachim, he is so cuteee!

by Damn he cure November 18, 2020

joachim

a name for a boy with an exterior meant to reflect happiness, contentment, and joy, but hides a deep internal pain; basically anyone who puts up a front to hide emotional conflict and burden in order to keep his friends from worrying about him.

He's being joachim again.

Joachims have so many problems.

by forum_movement April 26, 2010

Joakim

Has a 14m (inch) penis and loves fresh donuts

Joakim cant sleep because he doesn't have fresh donuts and his penis is to big =(

by Captain007 August 9, 2015

joachim daddy d

our very much beloved organisational coordinator king with a big candy jar for all of the complaining students at his school

Peter being a little scheisser- lets go to joachim daddy d, He will manage everthing for us.

Oh i want to change p5 and p4 and my sportkurs and my seminarfach and i dont want to be in class with my ey bf- no problem, daddy d will manage everything.

by A fine pickle jar February 13, 2023