jizzbag

1. The scrotum.

2. A contemptable person.

"Give me the five bucks you owe me, you jizzbag!"

by tradesman March 31, 2003

jizzdragon

A dragon that spews out jizz instead of fire

The best way to kill a jizzdragon is with a hoe

by Jizzdragon December 7, 2017

jizz-rag

rag with sperm on it

bob:hey i wiped my mouth on that rag is that ok

john:yea fine but its my jizz-rag

by dion edwards April 1, 2008

jizzbag

1) A real fuckin idiot 2) bag for holdin' jizz

1) My roommate is such a jizzbag. 2) Pick up this jizzbag before my mom comes.

by Skiz November 23, 2002

kensington jizz rag

A pair of Old Navy cargo pants.

Yoooo! The Eagles just signed Nnamimnidi Asoumoughoua!!! I creamed so hard my cargo pants turned into a kensington jizz rag!

by boss hamilton January 11, 2012

jizzbag

1. A condom
2. A scrotum

1. "I did it so much that the jizzbag popped."

2. "They hit me right in the jizzbag."

by Some White Guy February 18, 2003

jizzbag

1. A used condom

2. A person of equal value to a used condom, usually used to describe males. The female equivalent is jizztube.

1. Dude what the hell is your jizzbag doing in my bed?!?

2. You're such a jizzbag.

by Aziz, the bringer of LIGHT January 6, 2009