jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 04, 2010

jizzer

What happens when a girl gets excited

oh my god you just jizzered in your thong

by simon chandler September 22, 2004

Jizzer

(Noun) A man that jacks off every day of his miserable life. If you do this, I feel sorry for you.

"Jesus, dude. You're such a jizzer."
"That's not funny, I'm just depressed."

by Indue May 05, 2022

jizzeritis

another word for blue ballz... except in this case, instead of the guy not being able to jizz. he can't control his jizz and it goes everywhere.. AND I MEAN EVERYWHERE

if u gotsa jizzeritis, the u can't have me.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

Fizzy Jizzer

Term used when during oral sex the member giving a blow job puts pop rocks into their mouth and proceeds to give head giving the receiver an exploding burst of pleasure.

Wendy's throat was sore after giving me a Fizzy Jizzer.

by Royalwolf January 19, 2011

screen jizzer

Someone who constantly masturbates to stuff on the computer, TV, tablet, cell phone, anything with a screen...

Damn, boy, why dontcha stop being a screen jizzer and get laid already?

by BlaineRick March 28, 2015

indian jizzer

Someone who promises to make you cum and then immediately just jack rabbits you until they finish and then flee forever.

Yeah so that guy I met at the casino literally came in 2 seconds, what an indian jizzer.

by Ranchgirls July 22, 2023