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jizzwizard

A woman or man who knows all origins of male sperm, in all its glorious forms.
Damn, that bitch is old... I bet shes a JizzWizard!
jizzwizard by Angus October 9, 2004
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Jizzwizard

We're gonna need a jizzwizard in the vip area someone just busted a double wide load on the floor
A person who is often at the receiving end of any sexual activity. Usually, this person is involved in an immense amount of sexual activity.

See also fuckbin
Guy one - "I tottaly made sexual advances on Tiffany last night"
Guy two - "Did you partake in any sexual activity?"
Guy one - "Yes. Yes I did"
Guy two - "Dude, Tiffany was with five different guys last week"
Guy one - "How do you know?"
Guy two - "I was one of them"

Guy one - "What a Jizzbin"
Guy two - "Yes, Tiffany is a Jizzbin"
Jizzbin by Sweet Potato July 27, 2009
when a person or persons ejaculate on a surface and the resulting stain resembles a depiction of a bird
"Yo dude, I just pulled a major jizzbird... check it out!"
jizzbird by happycuntpunter April 30, 2015

jizzblizzard 

a tasty ice cream treat made from male ejaculation cunt hair and ice cream.
Pualhah enjoys a good jizzblizzard after hes had a hard day of prostitution with kerry.
jizzblizzard by balls May 27, 2003

jizznizz 

(noun)defines a situation that is not favorable. The absence of the white fluid of a man. Describes something crappy in quality.

(verb) a term describing an action that is semen-like in nature.
(noun) Bob: " Hey did you bring your wallet so that I can rob you"

Rick: " Aw, jizznizz! I left it at your mom's house to pay her for her stupendous services last night."

(adjective) Bob: " Screw you, Rick! I bet that you enjoy having men jizznizz inside your anus."

(noun) Rick: "Just shutup, you friggin' jizznizz."
jizznizz by yogo123 February 26, 2009