A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place
by Musical Man April 10, 2017
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About 30 minutes after I ate at the Chinese Buffet I had an attack of the colonic jihad. I barely made it to the bathroom in time.
by Seyler-do August 12, 2011
Get the Colonic Jihad mug.Her whole complex being is fascinating. I fell in love with her from our first encounter. Ive been trying to understand the beautiful, delicate person she is. 2 years ago, I told her I had a crush on her. Even if I try to tell myself I like someone else, smth always reminds me of her. My heart always wanders back to her.
I love how she jokes with her friends. Her smile brightens up my worst days. Im in awe bc she always knows what to say; she knows when shes crossed the line and is genuinely sorry. Everyone of her witty remarks and sarcastic responses makes me more in love with her. I cherish every conversation w her. When she talks about things she loves, her eyes light up and her smile gets wider. In the brief moments weve made eye-contact, the way she looks @ me makes my heart warm. Looking at her, I feel more and more consumed by my love for her.
I want to understand her. Just like how she knows when Im not feeling my best, I wanna look beyond her bright smile and delve into her secrets. I wanna hug, hold, talk to & be there for her. Were still young but something about Jiya makes me want to spend every waking moment with her.
The more I understand her, the more entranced I am. How is she so smart & charismatic? The more I know her, the harder it is to get her outta my head. If she gives u her heart, dont break it. If she lets ur arms be where she feels safe, hug her. Shes the best thing that happens to you. If u love her, dont let her go.
I love how she jokes with her friends. Her smile brightens up my worst days. Im in awe bc she always knows what to say; she knows when shes crossed the line and is genuinely sorry. Everyone of her witty remarks and sarcastic responses makes me more in love with her. I cherish every conversation w her. When she talks about things she loves, her eyes light up and her smile gets wider. In the brief moments weve made eye-contact, the way she looks @ me makes my heart warm. Looking at her, I feel more and more consumed by my love for her.
I want to understand her. Just like how she knows when Im not feeling my best, I wanna look beyond her bright smile and delve into her secrets. I wanna hug, hold, talk to & be there for her. Were still young but something about Jiya makes me want to spend every waking moment with her.
The more I understand her, the more entranced I am. How is she so smart & charismatic? The more I know her, the harder it is to get her outta my head. If she gives u her heart, dont break it. If she lets ur arms be where she feels safe, hug her. Shes the best thing that happens to you. If u love her, dont let her go.
Please, if you feel the same way, send this to your Jiya - it will make her day!
I am so crazily in love with the beautifully complex being that is Jiya.
I am so crazily in love with the beautifully complex being that is Jiya.
by ajnmujsgaknd March 24, 2022
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Last night I took that infidel Bernice back to my place and after finding spiritual inner peace I unloaded a Jizzlamic Jihad upon her boobs.
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Islamic Jihad are gay, Jizzlamic Jihads are awesome!
by D-Fence October 20, 2010
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// Jiya also means ' Heart/ Soul/Life//
// Jiya also means ' Heart/ Soul/Life//
1) Person1: Whoa.. Is that Jiya..?
Person 2: Holy yeah!! Thas MY girlfriend BTW..
2) person1: She stole my heart n flew ...
Person 2: That heartthrob has to be .. Jiya!
Person1: Yes!!
Person 2: Holy yeah!! Thas MY girlfriend BTW..
2) person1: She stole my heart n flew ...
Person 2: That heartthrob has to be .. Jiya!
Person1: Yes!!
by EternalBeauty August 24, 2018
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