Fan jumper

A person who suddenly becomes a fan of a resently deceased celebrity, or an upcomming star, but claims to have been for some time.

My friend is a fan jumper. Every time a celebrity dies he/she suddenly becomes their biggets fan.

by Rangoonwala January 18, 2016

Retard Jumper

A person who jumps off of several playgrounds who is bound to be struck by a vehicle.

Man That kid is such a Retard Jumper he is going to be hit by a car one day.

by Jake Cooley August 10, 2007

Man-jumper

A fickle person (whether female or male) who jumps from man to man within a small timeframe.

Erin watched as her best friend, Lynn, changed boyfriends 3 times within the month. She came to the decision that Lynn was a man-jumper.

by Viega February 28, 2010

Tree Jumper

(noun) Prison slang used to describe a child molester.

My new cell mate is a tree jumper - needless to say, this is not going to work out.

by Jonny Byanik March 4, 2013

Jimmer

One who is in range as soon as he steps off the bus.

We tried to extend our defense, but he went Jimmer on us

by Timmy the G January 13, 2011

Jimmergasm

Extreme and climatic euphoria experienced while watching a short white kid repeatedly hit fade-away threes from 30 feet.

Did you see the game last night?
Ya, I had a serious Jimmergasm on that long one.
Me too. They def got jimmered!

by amosiii March 28, 2011

Goth's Jumper

Fanny as baggy as a Goth's jumper

Also see throwing a sausage up Brigate

Her fanny was baggier than a goth's jumper

by Big Poppa Mills December 30, 2020