jihad

One of those insane shits, the ones that burn your ass hole upon leaving.

"Don't make me do a jihad on your face!"

by Vicster May 29, 2005

jihad

an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

by Colin G. October 2, 2007

jihad

1. a holy war
2. a funny word that sounds like arab talk and cartman likes to say it

fag---let go on a jihad...

funny arab guy with a bomb---jihad jihad durka durka gerkamal

by calvizzal October 5, 2006

jihad

A word meaning "journey" which was manipulated to mean "holy war" in the times just before the crusades when several muslim sects banned together to attempt to force christians out in order to expand their own territory, thus resulting in a christian "holy war" or crusade.

Although jihad has been contorted into a word simply meaning "killing christians" to extremist muslims it once actually meant something.

by Pirogoeth August 5, 2003

jihad

when something is considered super cool or trendy. all the rage..."all the kids are doing it".

dude 1: "man..i'm sick of all this Twilight crap!"

dude 2: "what are you talking about...vamps are SO jihad right now!"

by jf37 January 27, 2010

jihad

A very appealing philosophy from the middle east.

"Jihad me at hello."

by TheNameIWantedWasTaken November 10, 2007

jihad

jihad: Traditionally the definition was to retaliate against an enemy or injustice for religious Islamic reasons, but modern use by non-Muslims have used the word sarcastically to describe retaliation against an enemy for any purpose.

"My friend told me she was at a bar in L.A. and she heard Bob say, "If I don't get my next drink soon; I'm going to jihad this place!!!"

by Justin2100 October 13, 2007