An acronym for "just friends".
by VikingFball July 17, 2006
JFS-an abbreviation for ‘just five strokes’. Used by impatient males who are sexually frustrated due to high sex drive and sleeping next to a potential sex partner who seems ‘easy’going but won’t ‘easily’give. May be used in the early stages of getting to know someone (typically when she or he starts sleeping over).
Number of passes you are granted,trials, membership, agreement, contract are subjective depending on the holder. In some situations, JFS may be upgraded to JTS-just ten strokes- if initiator(usually the male) wants more, tries to push the boundaries or to con the other(usually female) into giving him more or possibly the full coitus.
Number of passes you are granted,trials, membership, agreement, contract are subjective depending on the holder. In some situations, JFS may be upgraded to JTS-just ten strokes- if initiator(usually the male) wants more, tries to push the boundaries or to con the other(usually female) into giving him more or possibly the full coitus.
AX: Hey, are you ready?
JH: No I’m not. You know that
AX: JFS. Please
JH: 😕 Fine, but you know you are just torturing yourself right?
AX: JFS, that’s all I ask for
JH: Okay, but you have to stick to your words
Five minutes later
AX: JFS?
JH: your JFS trial ended today. Please try again in 24 hours or wait for the unknown release date for the full premium service. Also note that unsolicited extra strokes may lead to penalty of my choice or also prevent you from subscribing again in the future. Or may even result in termination. Thanks for your patience.
JH: No I’m not. You know that
AX: JFS. Please
JH: 😕 Fine, but you know you are just torturing yourself right?
AX: JFS, that’s all I ask for
JH: Okay, but you have to stick to your words
Five minutes later
AX: JFS?
JH: your JFS trial ended today. Please try again in 24 hours or wait for the unknown release date for the full premium service. Also note that unsolicited extra strokes may lead to penalty of my choice or also prevent you from subscribing again in the future. Or may even result in termination. Thanks for your patience.
by Prune_eggie February 08, 2021
When you make a "bad decision" while not under the influence of alcohol. Therefore making it "just fucking stupid" decision.
Becky said she made a "bad decison" in hooking up with Rob, however she was not under the influence of alcohol - therefore she is JFS.
Becky said she made a "bad decison" in hooking up with Rob, however she was not under the influence of alcohol - therefore she is JFS.
by smartass rose March 03, 2010
other:: Hey I sure do love JFS
yuma: omg I fucking love JFS, season 2 will 100% be slaying..
other: ikr, JFS forever.
yuma: omg I fucking love JFS, season 2 will 100% be slaying..
other: ikr, JFS forever.
by JulietteFairmont August 06, 2022
by LOLZ R US! March 31, 2011
The term "JF" is a verb recently brought to world attention in early 2007. Based on the exploits of a certain employee of an international internet corporation, "JF" is commnoly used as a verb meaning to sodomise dominantly.
In Thailand, the term "JF" has almost God-like qualities, due most likely to the hig quantity of sodomised locals who endured a great "JF-ing".
In addtion to signify anal pounding, it can also be used to mean "get screwed", as in getting screwed in the work place
In Thailand, the term "JF" has almost God-like qualities, due most likely to the hig quantity of sodomised locals who endured a great "JF-ing".
In addtion to signify anal pounding, it can also be used to mean "get screwed", as in getting screwed in the work place
I JF'd her last night!
I would love to JF that girl, but I don't have any lube.
In the workplace: "This idiot stole my presentation and I got JF'd royally!"
I would love to JF that girl, but I don't have any lube.
In the workplace: "This idiot stole my presentation and I got JF'd royally!"
by Anonymous6947 March 07, 2007