Jewocracy

A government run by Jews.

Israel is a Jewocracy.

by J-Smoove February 24, 2009

Jewhole

When a Jew is born, they get a small incision in their left butt cheek. They then get the Star of David tattooed around the incision. This is called a jewhole.

Holy shit! I just got fu**ed of the jewhole...it hurt!

by Lil licker November 1, 2013

Jewcon

to con someone with being as shiesty as possible so that you make out not just the best and with the most to gain - but do it in a way that they have no idea what happened and think its a greatest thing since sliced matzah?(...ok bread)!

Lets get our JEWCON on and make some monies!

or

Dont you jewcon me - i see whats going on here...

by Bonzo420 February 12, 2009

jewcob

A jewish person with the name Jacob. He normally owes people money, but is very rich himself. The nickname "Jewcob" can also refure to a non jewish person with the name Jacob, but shows stereotypical jewish trates and owe people money.

Jewcob owes me £10 from when i brought him lunch.
My friend Jewcob is actually called jacob!

by Bob_The_Writer March 20, 2014

Jewhouse

A jew that doesn't stop talking, and doesn't admit to being Jewish in public

Man, that Mike Uhouse is such a Jewhouse

by Jewman666 April 27, 2010

jewmorous

stereotypical jewish humor in movies and shows jews are allowed to laugh at, but non-jews aren't, because they don't "get it".

I never really got into Seinfeld, it's a little too jewmorous for me.

by Brohanna December 3, 2010

jewmosexual

A Jewish homosexual.

I'm Jewish and a homosexual, therefore I am a Jewmosexual

by Erock7566 September 3, 2013