Jewbear

A common name for the French figure skater Brian Joubert

Did you see Jewbear at the Olympics?

Yeah, he skated badly but OMG DAT ASS

by derangedsoviet March 16, 2010

Jewbear

The nickname of your favorite fluffy Jew.
Usually has long hair and likes to give hugs.
Usually a guy.

Jake: "Joshua is Jewish and likes hugs."

Mike: "Yeah, he's our Jewbear!"

by Nazigirl667 February 8, 2012

jewbian

a jewish lesbian.

famous jewbians include Peaches, Judy Gold, Janis Ian, Julie Goldman, Sandra Bernhard, Ilene Chaiken, Lesléa Newman, etc.

by stevemcquee July 3, 2011

jewbanger

Someone who partakes in frequent, unmarried intercourse. Especially if they are of jewish decent.

He is such a jewbanger because he has sex with a lot of jews.

by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009

jewbeast

n. a gigantic mammoth sasquach of a jew.
v. when a larger than average jewish male displays feats of strength

-coined by Josh Deitch

Yo goldstein's is like 6'4, total jewbeast.

Saul jewbeasted the shit outta the pitch.

by Dudepiece October 22, 2009

Jewbane

The bane of Jews, anybody you dislike.

Screw you jewbane.
Dude, you're the bane of jews.

by sweatybawls February 17, 2008

jewbear

A man who is part Jewish and part bear. With curly hair, a big nose, and bear like strength, a jewbear can be a dangerous person to be around.

Paul is such a jewbear, he ripped two guys in half while fighing in 'Nam with Jesus.

by vpunisher428 October 25, 2007