Javascript

A nondeterministic markup language suspected to be Turing complete. Its users are often mistakenly called developers.

On the seventh day God took a shit and javascript was born.

by EducatedGuess March 4, 2018

JEWASS

TIPICAL JEWISH FEMALE

MY WIFE ZVIA IS A JEWASS

by $tan the window man December 13, 2010

javashift

The annoying event when you are looking to click on something in a web page but it changes just as you click and you end up fuck knows where. Also known as ajaxulation

I wanted big tits but javashift caused me to click on Russell Crowe (which is arguably the same thing)

by birkenstein December 2, 2015

Jeason

Jeason is a smart, loyal, great friend never lets you down, he’s also generous and he loves to learn. He makes new friends everywhere he goes and always has a story to tell.

Get you a brother like Jeason.

by BuddhaG3 February 11, 2018

Mail Jeevas

One of the most succesful minor characters in a Japanese animated series. He stars in 3 episodes of the popular anime, Death Note.

If hes lucky, he'll be as popular as Mail Jeevas

by Aliciaa Cullen February 10, 2009

Jeva

Puerto Rican slang for boo thang or girlfriend or almost girlfriend. Basically a girl close to the title of girlfriend

Yo check it out Jose is hanging out with la jeva

by the bookworm with fire September 15, 2017

javascript

A computer programming language, provides a source of endless suffering for many poor middle-schoolers throughout the world (including myself).

"You have an assignment on javascript for summer break"

by stanley yelnats :') April 5, 2019