jesus juice 

my delicious strawberry nesquik.

chocolate and other flavors are gay.

like your mom

fuck im out of jesus juice, MOM GET IN THE CAR WERE GOING SHOPPING!
me: *buys all the jesus juice in the store*

jesus juice by Ranger_Roy May 20, 2018

Jesus Juice 

Cum

I want your jesus juice inside me

Jesus Juice by KrispyKremePie May 29, 2018

Jesus Juice 

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

Jesus Juice by Lil Chodey August 31, 2018

Jesus Juice 

The ejaculation from a male genitalia.

I shot my jesus juice on her back.

Jesus Juice by SwiftyOne April 19, 2005

jesus juice 

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

jesus juice by Crankiestpotatoe July 17, 2016

Jesus Juice 

High Quality Smack. When Heroin is loaded in a syringe. Particularly dark/green tinted worked-up Heroin. One is thought to have ecstasy close to god-like from this.

Jimmy: "Yo, Tom you gotta get you some of this Jesus Juice. Shit's got me smacked off my tits!"
Tom: "Word? I tried some of that shit last week, had me speaking to God and shit!"

Jesus Juice by ClerkJesus October 11, 2020

Jesus Juice 

Concord Grape Juice, Lemonade, and Vodka

Gimme some of that Jesus Juice it’s amazing!

Jesus Juice by SunneFyre October 15, 2019