JESSING AROUND

jessing around means to avoid any and all important tasks.

man I wanted to get my report done but i couldn't stop jessing around

by b-aller February 19, 2019

Jessing-Out

When someone is being incredibly irate over small actions/phrases

“You’re Jessing-Out right now”

“ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU CAN’T SPELL ANTI-DISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM”

by Gayahhninja March 23, 2023

Jessing around

The act of flirting and kissing many guys in a non slutty way - used for a girl who enjoys a good time with a variety of guys but still gives batt to many people.

The act of having fun with other people in a non serious way.

It basically means to have fun with a variety of people and flirt / hook up with them without being slutty or it being an act to be ashamed of.

"What are you doing this weekend?"
"Oh just jessing around - might get with Ethan"

"How is your relationship with Ben going?"
"Oh no, we are not in a relationship, we are just jessing around for the fun of it"

by seaaaturtlee August 11, 2019

Jessiegasm

The peak of one's sexual excitation caused by anything that involves Jessie J and her ultra sexiness & amazingness!

"Omg did you see Jessie perform DILAD at the MOBOS?"
"Yes I think I had a Jessiegasm it was that hot"

by Jessiegasm October 17, 2011

Jesting

Pummeling and Pounding in the ass 3 times in a row

Bro Shim was absolutely JESTING his birthday cake

by Nkululeku April 21, 2022

jesting

To joke or mess around

oi man, stop jesting

by Adam April 7, 2004

text-jesting

A welcome activity that distracts you from the boredom of your everyday life. Involves texting amusing movie quotes, song lyrics, inside jokes or general randomness back and forth with a text-jester. Usually lasts until one out-jests the other.

Yesterday I did not do ANY work. I was too busy text-jesting with your dad from 12-4pm. It began with him sending one that said, 'I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.'
and my reply, 'My cock is lost in the jungle and it's up for you to find it.'

by Fdurdad January 12, 2010