Jessica Adams

She’s the star whose lights turn each stone they fall on..into a moon. When the light air passes through your hair..i hear it. Your quiet fragrences,melt in you, when touching you..I write the letters of your name by the rinse on all leaves of the trees.

Jessica Adams is amazing and I can't wait to see you.

by JessSaysMo August 14, 2021

jessica dole

They are on the dole and call random kids "bb" on roblox... and papi. what a freaky one

Jessica Dole: hey bb Jamie, I just got my dole credits!

Jamie: nxaxggxexr Tf

by camping_chair December 17, 2019

jessica lange

basically the most perfect actress alive; made her rise to fame in the remake of King Kong and is now kicking ass on American Horror Story

person 1: did you watch ahs: coven last night?
person 2: yes! jessica lange is perfection

by ahsfan1111 November 19, 2013

Queen Jessica Effect

When Queen Jessica is in the Houston area, all Houston professional sports teams currently playing win. When Queen Jessica is not in the Houston area, it makes it possible for Houston professional sports teams to lose.

Queen Jessica was in the Houston area on October 22 and the Astros won the ALCS and the Rockets won their home opener! The rockets have lost every single game since then. The Queen Jessica Effect is true!

by smashgod9999 November 3, 2021

jessica's mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin: dude do you have a boner?

josh: no man. that's just my jessica's mountain.

by jotagion June 15, 2008

jessicas mountain

The part of your pants or shorts around the crotch and zipper where excess zipper and fabric material fold outward forming a bulge, resembling a mountain, or even a boner; though both males and females are often victims of jessica's mountain. Jessica's mountain can usually be seen when one is sitting down.

austin d: dude josh, do you have a boner?
josh a: naw man thats just my jessicas mountain

by joshhhhhhh a June 19, 2008

She's no Jessica Alba

A phrase used when defining the beauty of other females / female celebrities. (Refers to the actress, Jessica Alba, who is more commonly known for her beauty and hot body rather than her acting skills.) This phrase can be replaced with Megan Fox and/or any other top hottie of your choice.

Holly: "Do you think that girl is pretty?"

Nicole: "Yea, she's okay. Don't get me wrong, she's gorgeous, but she's no Jessica Alba."

Holly: "Of course not."

by lyssaloo July 12, 2009