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Jerusalem Syndrome

1. A person exhibiting religious delusions, obsessions, compulsions or psychoses as a result of touring the holy city of Jerusalem. This person is said to have no previous history of mental problems, and most often these symptoms pass some time after leaving Israel.
2. May also be used to describe anyone becoming suddenly extremely religious, no matter where they live.
1. John went wacko while touring Jerusalem. He stood on the walls of the old city in his boxers and called the passers by to renounce all their worldly possessions. He got hospitalized in the nearest loony bin and got diagnosed as a severe case of Jerusalem syndrome.
2. Gina's got some form of Jerusalem syndrome. She's constantly going on about Christ and being saved and all that evangelical sh*t.
by twisted tiffany April 2, 2009
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jerusalem salad

Hey Ahmed! Thanks for inviting me to that Jerusalem Salad last night, it was a blast!
by Hog but March 1, 2016
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Jenusan

Jenusan is a big massive nonce who plays with his willy all day and all night.

person 1: bro have you heard of jenusan he plays with his willy all day and all night.
person 2: bro whats dude does not do that.
jenusan is gonna get his cheeks clapped by jamal.
by Yukselisabot February 20, 2019
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Sloppy Jerusalem

The Sloppy Jerusalem is the sociopath of the fetish world, it can't be described in any precise way. Although the Sloppy Jerusalem is hard to define, when you are receiving or giving it you will know afterwards that you had participated in a Sloppy Jerusalem. Throughout history their has been only one specific example of a Sloppy Jerusalem documented and verified to actually be a Sloppy Jerusalem.
A man I know only wares underwear made from 100 percent mercerised Egyptian cotton. One day whilst walking down the street he got a hard on for no particular reason and due to the sensual feeling of the underwear, he blew his beans whilst on the high street.

This is a Sloppy Jerusalem!
by JohnnyBad October 20, 2013
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jerusalem titties

a semi fat bitch with tits that don't come out further than her gut and thinks she's the hottest looking bitch ever. her titties are not real titties, they are two lumps created by fatness. also must have medium to darker skin, resembling that of mexicans and jerusalems.
guy 1: look at that bitches titty-do!
guy 2: yeah, she got them jerusalem titties for real, makes her look like alfred hitchcocks silhouette.
by logermoore February 23, 2009
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Jerusalen

Damn that girl is a jerusalen
by farina1986 August 14, 2011
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Jerusalem

To Jerusalem: commonly known as a reluctant shag, where you have taken stock of the evening, realising that nothing better is coming your way, you leave with a slightly lower than average girl. In order to perform to expectation you lie back and think of England, the best way of doing this is to sing the most patriotic of songs, Jerusalem!
Wylie: Would you?
Ed: I have to sing Jerusalem.
by Where's my Rolex? March 28, 2009
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