Jersey dash and flip

The technique used when some asshole is tailgating you. Use these simple steps.
1. Position yourself so that they can't pass you right away (like between a car or truck)
2. Slow down to a speed you deem "ridiculous"
3. Speed away quickly
4. Watch them pass you and give you a nasty look.
5. Flip them off and laugh
Made famous by New Jersians, but can be used by anybody.

Dude, I gave some asshole the Jersey dash and flip the other day. It was HILARIOUS!!!!

by blackbeltdude98 October 22, 2007

Jersey Devil

The comical creature who looks in people's windows at night, and causes havic with piercing screams. Only the coolest paranormal being ever. He has wings, four legs, glowing red eyes and is said to look like a cross between a kanagroo, dog, bat and dragon. There have been many sightings, but the most recorded in a short time was during the week of January 16-23, 1909. Tracks leading to no where, bloody chickens and hellish screams are said to come from him. Many are scared of him but some accounts are quite humorous; one says that he "did a little jig on the fence and flew off;" another says he sits by the water and waits for sinking ships to laugh at. It's said that he was the 13th child of Mrs. Leeds, who lived in the Pine Barrens forest. It was stormy outside that night and when she went into labor she screamed "let this be a devil!" and the child transformed into a being with wings and a tail and flew out of the chimney. When something goes wrong, like a calf is missing or if there's a bad drought, some blame the little devil. He still haunts the woods to this very day...

The Jersey Devil hopped on the fence, did a little jig and took flight.

by Lily April 2, 2005

Jersey Driver

Any person who cant drive for shit like the rest of the people from New Jersey

Get the fuck off the road you goddamn Jersey Driver

by Chuckj892 July 2, 2006

The Jersey Devil

A creature that is said to live in the Pine Barrens of southern New Jersey.

"I plan on going to find the Jersey Devil."

by Trish89898 January 10, 2009

Jersey Devil

Jersey Devil: (n)

1. A monster with hooves and horns who occupys new jersey. The jersey devil tends to suck the resources out of everyone/thing around it, leaving its victims dry husks of hopelessness. It particularly enjoys harassing children and those who teach
2. Chris Christie

"Did you hear that Christie's slahsing the school budget and a bunch of teachers are going to get fired instead of the useless supervisors?"
"Yeah, that guy's the Jersey Devil."

by vball1346 May 23, 2010

Jersey Divorce

The act of running over one's spouse with an automobile, thus effectively ending the marriage; often done to avoid emotionally and financially painful litigation processes.

Rather than giving her half, Tommy decided to just give her the ol' Jersey Divorce.

by Sid Wallace December 14, 2008

jersey dip

While performing intercourse on the Jersey shore, a man will pull out and proceed to dip his member in the sand and re-insert and continue pleasuring his random fuck (because you obviously wouldn't do this to anyone you want to see again)

David Hughes holds the record for most Jersey Dips in one summer (13)

by Mike the Master May 11, 2006