Jermorificus Minkus

1.Someone that makes you say: HOLY SHIT! THAT'S AWESOME!
2.Someone who is either kickass, hilarious, or both.
3.Also called Jermo.
4.Greek meaning: Kickass Motherfucker.

That guy's just ran up a wall, did a backflip and kicked the other guy in the face. He's definitely a Jermorificus Minkus.

by minkmonkey92 January 15, 2009

Jerron

Coolest dude you will ever meet. Loyal and real. Street smart and book smart. Real to his potnas and charming to the ladies. There's two sides to this dude, you don't want to see the other side. Cross him once and you done.

Jerron a cool ass lil dude.

by realrecognizereal1 August 24, 2019

Jebron Lames

A failed cloning experiment conducted by Shaquille O’Neal to ruin Lebron James’s career.

The Story of Jebron Lames
Shaq: Once I clone Lebron James I will ruin his career and I will soon be the best basketball player ever.
*explosion*
Shaq: noooo! My cloning machine

by PortedData February 9, 2018

jerkoff monkey

Someone who is constantly used by others. Basically a tool of the lowest form.

"Come here you jerkoff monkey, shine these shoes for me!"

by A great person with a big load April 7, 2008

Jarrod

A cool guy who will always have your back. Jarrod's are nice, funny, and fun to be around. Jarrod's tend to be the friend to the chicks, usually not by choice, but when the chicks realize all other guys are dipshits, they come back to the Jarrod, usually because they always treated them right and they have a nice penis. Jarrod's can keep up with any conversation and are usually well rounded in terms of music taste and movie knowledge. Almost always a jack of all trades, they will try anything and generally be successful at whatever they try. For example, Jarrods may not be the all-state quarterback, but they will make all region at whatever position they play. They may not be the unholy manifestation of skills at Modern Warefare, but they'll play well with a good kill/death ratio. Jarrod's usually dont like to fight, but if the shit goes down a Jarrod will punch faces like a coked out Chuck Norris in the middle of a ninja convention. Overall, Jarrod's are good to have around. They won't let you down

Man, I'm in a jam, who could I call to help me finish off this six pack? Jarrod bro, hes the shit

Jarrod, you're the shit

by the great chancho February 24, 2010

Jerrod's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability Ron Paul being mentioned approaches one.

Hey look, Jerrod's Law was proven by the third post in that thread about the politics of cheese sandwiches; he said that Ron Paul finds cheese sandwiches to be unconstitutional.

by DJ Jazzy Jizzle November 15, 2007

Jelrog

When something is so funny that no other words can describe it

THATS SO JELROG

by Forget._.me_nots October 23, 2023