Jerred

A person who is terrible at disc golf.

I wish I could play a Jerred at BRP.

by Blondie218 May 19, 2022

jerred my son

jerred is a gay guy who likes to koosu like crazy he has huge koosu it is deadly omg last time i sat beside him it was deadly.Also he has won many awrds for the longest lirushan he always like to put is lirushan up

to use jerred my son you have to squeeze it

by easykoosu April 12, 2019

jerrid

The most amazing boy alive. Best smile, laugh, personality, body,...everything. The total package. Impossible not to fall in love with. After one kiss, there's quite literally no going back. Without a doubt, the best lover I have ever had. Simply put, this boy is perfect.

Jerrid is a once in a life time guy.

by Surferslol August 7, 2016

jerried

Accepting a cake or other product off Jerry resulting in losing a few hours and a good night's sleep.

I ate that brownie and now I'm jerried

by The original alchemist September 6, 2021

Jerzed

To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit, exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and morale.

Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"

Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion bull terriers and they have AIDS"

Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"

by therealSHAC November 27, 2009

Jereding

Verb. Sounds painful, but isn't. May cause chaffing. Possibility of causing blindness. Should only be done in moderation. Should be outlawed in 49 states, excluding Nevada, because if Jereding happens in Vegas, it SHOULD stay there. It comes with required eye protection.

Usually will cause mental picture tubes to blow. Jereding is self-explanatory and sometimes self exploratory. Usually done as a solo act and does not cause pregnancies.

Everyone is doing it.

I tried Jereding....it cleared the room.

Jereding should only be done under close supervision.

by s geezy July 6, 2010

Jerrell

Sticks to what he believes in! Respects the women he truly cares about.. He is loyal to those he love & always put his family first.

I wish I had a Jerrell

by Zaquieona March 14, 2017