Jerky Boys

Two funny ass guys with incredible voices that make kick ass prank calls!

"hello...hello?Bastad"
Sol Rosenberg

by pro #1 August 6, 2003

Jerky Sack

A temporary condition of the male scrotum caused by a variety of conditions such as cold weather, swimming and other situations whereby the ball sack shrinks to a tight, leathery condition. The tightening results in sack giving the appearance of a beef jerky product.

Justin was outside in the cold working for serval hours. After coming inside and dropping his pants for a warm up hummer from his girlfriend, she pointed out to him that he has a severe case of the jerky sack, but blew him any way.

by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2009

Jerky Boys

A duo from New York who achieved infamy by making several cd's that had recordings of many hilarious prank phone calls to unsuspecting victims.

Man, the Jerky Boys' prank calls are fucking hysterical!

by jizzcock June 23, 2003

jerky seasoning

The dried mixture of cum and shit sticking out of the annus the morning after getting anal sex.

John woke up with a terrible headeache and the uncomfy feeling of jerky seasoning stuck between his buttocks.

by Halevi January 29, 2015

Jerky Boys

two guys that liked to make prank phone calls, there the reason why caller id was invented

caller: fuck you , you, bastard guy!!!

by JeVoNeR September 12, 2003

Jerky McTrigger Slap

How Jeff Dunham Shoots a gun.

You sure are a Jerky McTrigger Slap with that pistol.

by an awesome dude 2010 August 18, 2010

jerky treat

A Female over the age of 42. This "jerky treat" was at one point an atractive young lady. HOWEVER, years of over tanning, smoking and drinking, has given her skin a dry loose feel. The skin's color has yet to be defined. Also by definition the true "jerky treat" still thinks she's HOT!!
The hard laugh, followed by a chunky sounding cough is a sure sign a "jerky treat" is nearby.

Skin= Looks like the beef jerky in that bucket at your corner store.

Skin= Feels like a piece of bacon in a condom.

The lady at work that talks dirty to you on her way to smoke break.

Jerky Treats drink Tons of Red Wine OR Vodka. The Red Wine drinker says "they are not big drinkers" BUT 6 glasses later their left breast has oozed out on the table and they are spitting when they talk.

by Scott B September 3, 2008