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Pushing Dots & Jerkin' Chicken

The act of managing a group of high tech workers for the express purpose of finding cause to fire them so the department can be "off-shored" to India.
Favorite tactics include destroying loyal employees reputations while building moral events around activities that divide the group.
Willis is trying to make sure she or her new hubby don't get fired by pushing dots and jerkin' chicken so that everyone else gets fired.
by Stan West September 10, 2004
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leeroy jenkins

Either the bravest SOB in World of Warcraft history, or the stupidest; depending on your point of view. Rushed into an enemy stronghold alone, roaring his name; forcing the rest of his guild to follow and turning their chances of victory from 32.33(repeating)% to zero. At least he has chicken.

To "pull a Leeroy Jenkins" is to rush into a dangerous situation alone without following strategy, forcing your allies to follow and leading to the inevitable, definitive, graphic demise of your team. In essence, your entire team got wombo comboed because of you. If you don't try to laugh this off by saying, "At least I have chicken", or at the very least acknowledge your foolishness, you not only fail at the game, you fail at life.
Note: NEVER try to pull a Leeroy Jenkins if you're an actual member of the military. Chances are no one will make it out alive. And you won't even have chicken to comfort you.
"All right chums, let's do this. LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY Jeeeeeenkins!"
"You really pulled a leeroy jenkins on that one, dumbass."
by MoKiller April 9, 2015
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Jerkin's Lotion

Street name for Jergen's Lotion, famous for it's cock lubing masterbational qualities.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, how's it goin'?

BOBBY: Great, but I was just getting ready to leave to go shopping.

PETER: Oh man, I HATE shopping!

BOBBY: Oh, come on, I won't take that long; I'm just getting the basics -- milk, cereal, beer and Jerkin's Lotion.
by Bobby Brady July 3, 2006
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Michael Jenkins

The boy of every girls dreams. He's gorgeous inside and out. You will never find anyone more caring and supportive. He may seem arrogant at first but give him time to unravel and you will understand his beauty inside. Don't bother trying to break his heart it won't work because you don't mean that much to him. Michael is sexyyyy. He is amazing there isn't an inch of his personality you wouldn't like. He is the closest thing to perfection. Also he has a HUGE DICK like trust me ;)
Michael is a name only for the pure legends. If you name Is Michael Jenkins your life has lots of good to come
by Under a rock dino May 3, 2020
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Jerking The Thad

Using yours or someone else's diarrhea as lubricant to masturbate.
I'm feeling a bit wild today... I think I'm going to Jerk The Thad

Jerking The Thad saved my grandfather's life in the Vietnam war.
by GruntToeCristy May 28, 2020
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leeroy jenkins

n.
1: One who does not grasp the concept of caution.
2: One whose success is based purely off relentless aggression and pure luck.
3: One who likes chicken.
4: One whose battle cry consists of their own name.

v.
1: To destroy all hopes of success.
2: To rush headlong into danger without regard to consequences.
3: To satisfy one's own desires at the expense of all around oneself.
"LEEROOOOY JENKIIINS!"

"omg he just ran in"

"goddamn it leeroy"

Leeroy Jenkins
by V.C.C. September 22, 2008
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george jenkins high school

A school filled with pot heads and annoying freshman. the bathrooms are made for juuls and the teachers don’t gaf as long as you wear your ID. Everyone that goes there is a fien
girl: you go to george jenkins high school?
boy: yea
girl: oh haha how much for a cart?
by swel23 June 28, 2019
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