Cock Jerkers

Noun, The hands of a gay man or a woman the gives many hand jobs.

Andrew said keep your cock jerkers away from me, you tramp!

by Walter Johnson February 21, 2008

Jerkassclownhat

n.

1) One who is a jerkass, and asshat and an assclown simultaneously or in short succession.

2) Proof that I have no life and spend mine combining pointless terms.

Shut up jerkassclownhat!

by Flaaron July 25, 2003

jerkers remorse

The feeling of guilt one feels after a good ole jerkin session. Still not completey understood why many men expirience this issue.

After Clevon got done burping the worm after a long days work he climaxed and felt a great deal of jerkers remorse strike him but it only lasted a few seconds cause he started fappin like nothing happened.

by Rufus for President 2012 April 3, 2015

jerkasserfist

when a person is a series of mean. containing jerk and ass and some one who diserves a throat punch. and the fist part makes it sound a little more real.

1. lauren is a jerkasserfist becuase she ate my last cookie.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.

by birdy s..p..i..e..r..s July 21, 2009

jerkass has a point

That moment where someone who literally EVERYONE hates has something actually good to say. Often very rare. AND very surprising.

Jerkass: Look, I know you hate me, but we CanNOT go in there with these weapons.
Dude 1: Hmm..
Dude 2: y'know, the Jerkass has a point.

by Anhilliator1 January 25, 2017

Jerkenstein

An extremely tall and dead-looking jerk.

A Jerkface.

A Jerkface McQuacken.

A bizznatchius.

yo yo yo, whats up jerkenstein.

Hey jerkenstein, why you such an ass.

by J-Dizzniggity June 6, 2007

jerkass

An insult formed by removing the word "jack" from jackass and replacing it with the word "jerk." Basically describes a person who is being a real jerk. Used when you need to get the point across that a person is a jerk where just the word jerk won't cut it.

"Don't be a jerkass."

"You're such a jerkass, this is why nobody likes you."

"Fuck you jerkass!"

by IceWarm February 2, 2006