jerksauce

Semen produced from pleasuring ones self.

Dumbass(at the drive thru): "I'll have the Chicken McNuggets and a Coke."
Smartass: "Want fries with that?"
Dumbass: "Yeah, throw in some dipping sauce too."
Smartass: "We have a new flavor called Jamacian jerksauce. Do you want to try some?"
Dumbass: "Sure."
Smartass: "Your order will be ready in just a few minutes."

by PeeBee October 17, 2005

Jerkface Jedge

utterly useless lecturer at Derby and Nottingham University who won't teach anyone anything and just expects you to know it

aka Francis Jedge, Francis Jedige, Francis Jegede (he can't spell his own name)

Jerkface Jedge is a total wanker

by Andy April 17, 2004

Jerkface

Noun: (jirk-faz)

1. Vil
2. Someone acting as Vil would
3. Everyone else

You're such a jerkface.

by Inane Thoughts October 10, 2014

jerkface mcdouchebag

Someone who may often be described as a:
1.Jerk
2.Douche

Hence the term, or popular nameThanks to Tiffany Delmez, "Jerkface McDouchebag"

1.Zac Jones #1 Jerkface McDouchebag
2.Lauren's Mother
3.Morgan's entire Ebb's side of the family
3. I mean 4.
5.Cynthia French-Dennis

Add your own examples.

by Audrie™ June 4, 2008

Jerkface

The action of being a jerkface. Being a complete jerk in every sense

Anthony became a jerkface when he stopped talking to her.


Liz: Dude, Matts being such a jerk
Ali: I know. Hes a jerkface

by Weshe January 20, 2009

jerkface

apparantly, it's an insult.

"Shut up, jerkface!"

"...what?"

by B Jost January 11, 2009

Jerkface

A Person Who Is Annoying And Mean. Usually Used As A Comeback, Especially To 'Butt'. A.K.A. Somchy

"Youre such a butt"
"Jerkface!"

by Macie131313 June 21, 2012