Jackathon

When you masturbate so much with a smart watch on and it says you ran a marathon.

“I jacked off so much during Dick destroying December my watch says I ran a marathon. A real jackathon was completed.”

by MaBrain September 14, 2018

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Jerkatron 3000

A Device used for sexual pleasure priced at $3000 with 4 arms that jerks you off with 2 hands and twists your nipples

Andrew got the Jerkatron 3000 for Christmas!

by Nuke_Vex March 13, 2020

jerkatron

A playful way of calling someone a jerk without offending them. "tron" is derived from Transformers, such as Megatron. Also used is "Dorkobot" in the same way.

Bob: Can i have your number?
Sally: no way
Bob: Oh, don't be a jerkatron and jus give it!

by TrilogyDW April 16, 2008

Jerktonium

An element that makes people act like jerks.

Plankton our fed everyone in Bikini Bottom fruitcake with jerktonium to make everyone a jerk. Spongebob was however immune to it.

by Dray’s Dictionary June 25, 2021

jerathon

a noun, a word used to describe a marathon-sized online chat between friends.

"We're having a jerathon tonight on ICQ."

by andi & keese April 29, 2006

junkathon

When someone eats or drinks non-stop junk food for a long period of time, we call it a "junkathon"

Example One: "John's cat died today, hes on a Junkathon."

Example Two: "Sammie's preganant, and yesterday she had an insane junkathon. She had three Ice Cream Cones and went to McDonnalds four times!"

by Fesuasda May 3, 2009