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jelqmaxxing

Stretching the heck out of your badongadong this is a form of looksmaxxing
“Have you been looksmaxxing?”
Yes I’ve been Jelqmaxxing”
I want you
by jelqfreak43 May 1, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the practice of putting your fingers as an ok sign and stretching up and down the penis for 30-50 strokes. After a little while this will give dicc gains and you will see massive improvements in length and girth
Matthew has been jelqmaxxing since he was 12 and now he’s 13 inches
by Mewmaxxer March 3, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

To grab the penis with the index an forefinger and tug with force.. yanking your dick with two fingers to try and make it longer.
"I've been thinking about jelqmaxxing." "Are you sure? I heard it makes you lose girth?"
by ReverendFreedom January 20, 2024
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Jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing is the act of strategic edging to lengthen ones Johnson. One must have the Johnson of a giga-nigga or you must start ropemaxxing 😔
Bro, do you even practice jelqmaxxing?? 🗿
No dude…. 😔😔
You better start Ropemaxxing bro 🥶🥶
by Burger King Moose Ankles November 23, 2023
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jelqmaxxing

jelq maxxing is the art of jelqing as much as possible to achive results many people look too the academy for guidance from the elders. Some resources recomend are skibdi toilet and lethal company gyat
"I'm jelqmaxxing rn"
by jelqlord February 7, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing is the committed act of extreme jelqing on a regular basis to achieve a desired goal of penile girth and length

a jelqmaxxer is someone who is committed to jelqing at any and every opportunity available, usually also someone who participates in extreme and dangerous jelqing methods such as the japanese jiggle jelq

someone who tries jelqing once or twice is not a jelqmaxxer, and has not jelqmaxxed. it must be constant and consistent, and intense
me and my homie took up jelqmaxxing 5 years ago and never looked back. we both jelqmaxx eachother constantly and we’ve both grown a combined 13.7 inches in length and 11.8 inches of girth!!! i love jelqmaxxing!!!
by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024
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jelqmaxxing

Jelqmaxxing, like jelqing in general, is the art of doing penis excercises to attempt to increase penile size. The catch is the “maxxing” part. Like “looksmaxxing” adding the “maxxing” part just tells you that the jelqing in question is being maximized to its full potential.
John: My girlfriend left me because my dick was too small!

Enlightened man: Looks like you need to start jelqmaxxing. It will enlarge your penis over the long term, which will minimize such embarrassing experiences in the future.
by Blinkleglorp February 12, 2024
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