jelly donut

1. During anal penetration, when the rectum is lubricated with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly. That's what called a jelly donut.

I put my long schlong in her jelly donut because it's a tiny behiny so I need to make it a jelly donut.

by Lucky Mad Dog December 25, 2005

jelly donut

During sexual intercourse, right before the male climaxes, at which point the individual on the recieving end kicks him in the balls. If enough force is applied, he'll ejaculate blood everywhere giving the impresion of a squeezed jelly donut.

Mike: "aww yea.."
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!

by CaptainToad January 6, 2008

jelly donut

A used maxipad not disposed properly.

I can't believe there is a jelly donut on the floor.

by MaxLoewBoston November 10, 2005

Jelly Donut

A jealous fat person

The jelly donut sees the amazing guy with a epic house and lavish life style and begins to rage and accuses him of wasting his money (Like that makes sense)

by KingDavidTheGreatChosenOne May 3, 2015

the jelly donut

busting the nut into the nostril and then punching full force into the nose to draw blood

I gave that bitch the jelly donut.

by Captain Mudge October 2, 2003

jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy

Last night I gave Sue a jelly donut.

by Fred May 13, 2004

Jelly donuts

1. The scariest thing according to Huziwara no Mokou
2. Just some short of good food

Mokou: oh god jelly donuts are so scary

by Eirin_da_medic September 3, 2019