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Jello Baby

A child conceived to Mormon parents, who by definition are subscribing to the Jello Plan.
Mitt and Ann Romney have five Jello Baby's. They were on the jello plan for sure!
by ThreeLeftShoes July 19, 2012
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Jello Munoz

Cool ass nigga from Idaho, He is the dopest guy to hang out with and he’s always smiling, and a reckless person
Jello Munoz is always doing some crazy shit
by Willing deez April 15, 2019
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Jelly Side Down

Masturbation technique for men.

Begin by gently tucking the penis and testicles between the thighs and squeezing the thighs together to hold it in place, creating a mangina (manjina) in the front and a fruit basket behind (see also the Buffalo Bill Tuck). Then, while laying face-down (hence "Jelly Side Down"), use two to three fingers to push the penis backwards and then let it release forward. Repeat motion as desired. When achieving climax, squeeze thighs together to create a cum-tight seal while pointing the penis behind you so that ejaculate will not travel between your legs onto the sheets/rug/desk/sofa/park bench.

See also: Transgender Soldier, Lotion Basket, Jelly Side Up, Fingerwank, and Steve Irwank.
Wife: I'm on my period, baby. We can't fuck tonight. Why don't you just take care of it yourself while I watch TV?
Husband: I just feel awkward about doing it in front of you because I only jack off jelly side down.
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Turkey Jello

A sagging double chin that sags like jello and in which resembles a turkey's gobbler. A trait commonly found amongst middle age female Math teachers.
"When my teacher shook her head, her turkey jello flapped everywhere. It almost hit my face!"
by Sacktavious June 7, 2007
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jellooo

another way of greeting someone like "hi" or "hello"
a cuter way of saying hellooo
jellooo anybody home? ^_?
by primaverabebe February 5, 2010
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jello surfing

Fucking a really fat chic with her on top riding your cock
Donnie, Let's go out and get some drinks, Nah man I can't that Fat Heffer Megan broke my dick jello surfing
by Slick&Silly August 4, 2017
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Jelly Hammer

When you dick is only semi erect, but you bang the shit out of a chick with it anyway.
I was shitfaced, but I banged the shit out of her with my jelly hammer.
by M Fartz October 19, 2010
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