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jeffrey toobin

The art of doing an inappropriate act such as masterbating during a Zoom, Webex, FaceTime or other video call because you didn’t realize the video was on and the entire group on the call watched you.
Dude, I was on my work Zoom today. I had Youporn going on my phone...Afterwards I received a call from HR and was informed that my services were no longer needed. I was totally Jeffrey Toobin’ and now I need a job.
by Harvdog71 October 19, 2020
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Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffre Dahmer was a homosexual serial killer who killed 17 teenagers and young adults, his MO (Latin: Modus Operandi, English: Mode of Operation) was to aproach a male that he liked, offer them money to pose naked for photos, take them back to his flat, drug them, have sex with them, kill them befor they regained conciouse, had sex with their bodies again, dismember their bodies in his bathtub, disolve some body parts in acid and throw the rest in the trash.

Dahmer would keep trophies of his victims, he would cut of their heads, boil off the flesh polish and paint them and keep them in his house. He would also take polaroids of his victims as he dismemberd them and he would keep parts of their anatomy and freeze, preserve or eat them (i.e. heart, liver, flesh, penis and testicles, et cetera . . . )

Dahmer was caught and imprisoned in 1991 and was found guilty of 15 murders, he was sentenced to something like 940 years.

In 1994 he was beaten to death in prison.
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by Stephen Foy July 14, 2004
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A Jeffrey

Similar to a 'Spliff', a jeffrey consists of many other drugs including marajuana, crushed up E's, opium, Heroine, Angel dust etc. There is not a set drug ratio for the Jeffrey it is decided by the producer of the Jeffrey.

Recently featured in the new movie Get Him to the Greek.
by Natedawg18 June 29, 2010
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Jeffrey ryan

When a person masturbates onto his hotdog while watching any Brad Pitt movie then eats said hot dog.
"Hey Jon. You ever see fight club? I was watching it the other day and it was so good I had to jeffrey ryan"
by Tdurden December 11, 2014
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Jeffrey

Used to describe incredibly sexy, mature and attractive gentleman. Girls are attracted automatically to people named Jeffrey. These people grow up to be successful in every aspect of life; and is the core from which jealousy has derived from in men.

Can also be used as an adjective to describe the highest level of sexiness
(n) I wish I was as good as Jeffrey
(adj) You are so Jeffrey
by Iammom.iamright February 28, 2012
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Jeffrey Dahmer

Jeffrey Dahmer the people nommer
The dude that ate people
Some dude: Jeffrey Dahmer? You mean, the people nommer.

Yes
by RKAMY September 21, 2018
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jeffrey

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Even when he's having his own problems, he'll try to solve yours. He's funny and knows how to cheer anyone up. He'll do whatever he can to help and you can always count on him for whatever is going on in your life. He is an amazing guy and you're lucky if you ever meet him. He also pulls off sweater vest and cardigans.
person: who was that guy he was such a stud!
person: must have been jeffrey
by ahs... January 26, 2013
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