Jezzed

When a person says that they will be there at a certain time or place, but ends up being hours late or not showing up at all.

In short; the worst time-keeper known to man kind itself.

You -"Oi lads, Jezz said he'd be here at 4....It's now 6 ?!?! The actual fuck."

Other friend- "Looks like we've been Jezzed once again...."

by Seal Scrotum August 2, 2016

Jeezen

Doin fine and just chilling

“Are you doing good dude?”
“Just jeezen”

by Catwrists2008 May 18, 2022

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019

jeezers kriced!

An exclamation of surprise, horror, pain, disgust, et cetera a misspelling of the name of a religious icon from obscure mythology.

Jeezers kriced! (Or just "Jeezers!") Check the size of the ass on that bitch! Has it just gotten dark?

by jacobsjacobs September 4, 2013

jeeze

A word Used to Make People Think You Care When You really Couldn't Care Less.

Guy1 : I Failed Maths.

Guy2 : jeeze To Bad.

by JamJam$cene January 16, 2008

Jeeze

A ship name for JJ and Cheeze

JJ+Cheeze=Jeeze

by Sad idiot sandwich June 24, 2021

Jeezerati

a community of Christians who are exceedingly devoted to Jesus Christ. It is treated as a plural.

They are counted among the Jeezerati.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 June 29, 2014