jaylon

A great guy who's heart has been broken many times,he loves basketball and is a really great friend,he loves to joke around alot.

Jaylon is the best guy I've ever met to bad he's always getting hurt.

by Basketball 225 June 13, 2017

Heywood Jablomee

A name and play on words that's meant to sound like "Hey, would you blow me?" Very similar to Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Mike Hawk, etc.

Me introducing my new friend to a group of girls: "Hey ladies, this is my friend, Heywood Jablomee."
Girls: "Ewww, gross! No, you pervert!" *multiple slaps ensue*
Me: "What?! That's his name!"

by ShyGuy23 December 15, 2013

JAYLO

A nickname that is given to a n*gga that almost every female thinks is attractive.

Chris : you are lowkey a “Jaylo “ you pull almost every female that sees you

Debo : yea I know

by bro code March 24, 2020

Heywood Jablome

a fake name like Harry Bush or Dick Hertz

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

Jaylon

A strong, amazing, young man with an enormous sexual appetite. enormous penis. amazing lover and simply irresistable to all women and loving and caring yet still very masculine. overall a one of a kind guy that is irresistible and a true prize for any woman

His penis is way to large....he must be a jaylon

by thefinestofall May 4, 2011

Jaylon

Jaylon can be the sweetest person you will ever meet, or the meanest depends on how you treat him . He’s an outgoing, intelligent, independent person; He’s very flirty but once he is in a relationship is committed as ever. Is sexy and has a banging body, he can be very loud at times when he needs to, and he is usually very random. You will never see him in an off mood, he is always smiling, he can light up anybody's day. He loves meeting new people and doing crazy things. He is fun to be around and knows how to get down in the parties. He has a lot of friends and a lot of haters. He’s a handsome boy that will change a persons life with his love, if he ever finds a someone worth it.

Jaylon is an very handsome , boy who loves to spread joy!

by original_1zz November 22, 2021