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Jasminder

A truly beautiful soul with a heart of Gold. She loves her family dearly and looks after everyone. Jasminder is loyal, caring, and way too hard on herself. She is modest and doesn't know how attractive and pretty she is, that she never notices glancing eyes peaking at her natural beauty. Jasmine is a homemaker and loves children and animals. She loves to see her friends happy, but only has one or two close friends as she's an introvert and struggles in big social situations, although, you'd never notice because her smile is always welcoming and her heart wide open. Jasminder loves to love and to be loved. She never judges others, and accepts all kinds of people regardless of their background or past mistakes. Jasminder is a forgiving soul who believes in giving people a chance or two. She gets her heart broken often because she wears it on her sleeve, and the man who is lucky enough to be the keeper of her 💓 will live happily ever after. Jasminder is a funny quirky dorky kinda gal! You'll love her!
Jasminder a real life fairytale. Everyone should have a Jasminder in their life.
by Peterpan forever October 8, 2019
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Fasbinder

A penis that is Hung like a horse. Someone who's penis is too big for girls to fuck.
Did you see that guy? He is like a horse, he once used his Fasbinder to kill a bitch!
by FunkMcMonk March 7, 2009
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Jatinder

Friend 1:yo I swiped right on jatinder so many times puth
by Drake12345678 May 15, 2018
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Jacinderease

The language of obfuscation:
Words that make an answer, vague, unclear, unintelligible or that avoid answering the question altogether.
Jacinderese is a language easily learned as it is full of bumper sticker slogans. The secret to speaking fluent Jacinderease is to have a relentlessly positive tone when speaking.
Please tell us Prime Minister how you are going to meet your government's target to build 25 houses a day?

Jacinderease : This is very important conversation that we need to have. I am committed to establishing a working group to discuss this issue and we will try to fulfill our promises to the communidy. As you know I am totally committed to getting children out of poverdyand a warm dry home you will agree is essential.
by Spanishbride November 19, 2017
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jasminericegirl

The one Twitter account to rule them all. THE gorilla grip, vacuum suction pussy queen. Known for founding Fanhouse and Bumble, and for being extremely funny and sexy every single day. Bark when you see her.
jasminericegirl went viral again for being very funny and extremely relatable
by jasminericefan February 1, 2023
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Jasminder

The Jasminder usually experiences deep depression and delerious ecstasy in the same moment. At this point she should be handled with care and all glass objects, sharp objects and huggable people should be removed from immediate reach.
When moderately happy, Jasminder enjoys the phrases "give me a hug" and "where did evryone go?"
Sometimes, the Jasminder is a coconut classic. She is asian, but rather prefers to be British. However, with great effort, she may be converted.
Person 1: Look at that tall girl attempting to stab herself whilst screaming: "i havent been this happy in a year!"

Person 2: Pure jasminder.
by lushess brrroo August 22, 2007
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jasminder

Sexy, pretty, beuaty, slag, skeetty, gets the ones she wants, smart, flirty
Oh gosh id love to be like jasminder
by ChrissGreen September 19, 2016
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