Jarted

the often fatal act of being struck by a flying, recreational lawn toy

Holy Sheeit, did you just see that kid get jarted?!

by Neurotom August 05, 2008

Jart

It's when you jizz and fart at the same time.

I just jarted five minutes ago, it was so relieving.

by ChellS October 07, 2013

jart

verb- jizz + fart; how a person discharge/voids semen after letting someone ejaculate in their anus.

After letting her boyfriend finish in her ass, she had to jart out the cum in the toilet.

by thighs120 June 04, 2011

Jart

When your sexual partner experiences flatulance after anal intercourse and you have ejaculated in their rectum.

I jartred and it felt amazing.

My post anal jart was quite exquisite.

by SuperCaptCrotchless February 08, 2020

jart

when you shart in your jeans.

wriley’s jart at lunch and it was gnarly.

by LE123 October 17, 2019

Jarting

The sexual act of inserting a dogs nose into your anus, farting and ejaculating at the same time.

“Yo bro bring your dog over for some jarting”

“Don’t go in there I just jarted!“

by Jartster69 April 18, 2020

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob August 11, 2008