hack jarris

A man of two personalities, hes the type to break your garden furniture to start a fire and fall asleep in a bush

Tadhg: hey man did you see what happened to Jack last night

Rod: yeah he totally pulled a Hack Jarris, found him in a garden

by datguyryanz November 09, 2018

Sailor Jarry's

A mild tasting 92 proof Rum thats really great with a cold Pepsi cola. The cap can serve as a convenient shot glass

Me: Man i loves me that Rum we had last night dude

My friend: Yeah man that Sailor Jarry's is the Shit

Me: Dude yooouu got so wasted last night that you fucked the ugliest trick ive ever seen, she had two moles pimples everywhere on her fat body, she was also a hunchback and what looked like herpes around her vagina.

My friend: And how do you know that?

Me: Thats because I walked in on your crazy ass fucking her

by alaskanhybrid October 21, 2009

Justin C Jarry

The most amazing person to walk the Earth. Also known as Justin The Great/Magnificent or simply Lord. They say he made a pact with the devil herself, and when Hell's hounds came for his soul both Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee set aside their differences and fought an other-worldly battle on his behalf.

All hail, Justin C Jarry. Hail. Hail. Hail.

by T_Ruth May 25, 2011

Jarris

the best 3 point shooter in minneapolis... get hoes

a u c dat nigga jarris he be smaking hell 3s

by kingjay1234579876 December 09, 2016

Jarry

The greatest penguin you'll ever meet. He has the BEST floof atop his head. He has the smoothest (and smallest) golden toes, and loves shredded cheese with A PASSION. I'm pretty sure he has a shredded cheese religion to be honest. He also has 2 brothers. And yes, it IS just water weight. DO NOT put Band-Aids or commit him to hyperspace. That's how he got his stitches :(

"jarry is the best. if you think i'm wrong, i WILL disown you just like your mother."

by Full Fledged Trash November 17, 2020

Jarry

The art of max minting nfts.

Holy shit bro , we gonna Jarry this mint so hard

by 0xQwe3st November 19, 2021