A YouTuber who makes videos on satirizing bands and even makes his own parody music in two bands called Sunrise Skater Kids and Amidst the Grave's Demons. Some may know him for purposely mispronouncing bands names, such as Knuckle Puck (actually pronounced Kanookla Pook). He is actually quite hilarious though, therefore making him a YouTube comedian.
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Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
Dave: You mean Kanookla Pook?
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"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1
"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2
"Because he sat them on his dick."
-Person 1
"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod
"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife
WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
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"Because he sat them on his dick."
-Person 1
"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod
"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife
WWJD - What would Jarrod do?
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