a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.
I'm right,my name is jared.
by battery8765 January 3, 2009

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
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