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jared

a gay right handed man that thinks he is good at everything and feels that google is the beholder of all.
by battery8765 January 3, 2009
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jared

Damn! did you see jareds HUGE penis?
by monkebawls July 8, 2022
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jared

look at jared
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jared

a man who makes orgasm noises to the point of turning purple. he lives in online forums and enjoys driving people crazy. he also is usually found 69ing a fake stuffed turtle. also can be used as a verb such as "I just jareded that turtle" and insult. EXTREMELY GAY
youve been spending alot of time on those forums lately, your starting to turn into a jared.
by metallballer February 5, 2008
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jared

someone who is a kid all The time no mater his age and suck BBC all the time
"did you see jared he was on a BBC"
by gavin004 May 21, 2019
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jared

he was such a jared to believe jon poh.smarty lololololol hahaha
by jimlimkim October 13, 2011
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jared

A guy who is usually extremly ugly sucks major dick at soccer and eats butthole for breakfast.
Dude why is that kid being such a jared i dont know look at the white stuff on his face.
by Stuhna September 28, 2010
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